1. That is a damn clean pane of glass. While many people do this completely sober, I managed to pull it off whilst being slightly intoxicated... slightly. That's right, at full speed I walked straight into a clear glass door. I have the bruise on my nose to prove it!
2. Was that my floor, or my super tight jeans. One of the many other hazards of a rough night is smashing your phone. To be fair, the phone was already pretty banged up. It just needed that final blow. What I'm not sure of is if that final blow was from falling flat on my ass or if my tight jeans were really tight enough to squeeze that final breath of life out of the phone as I busted a move out on the dance floor.
3. At least it was my bed and it was empty. Though I am aware of my amazing sense of direction, it always astonishes me when I am able to get home with no help from anybody else.... that's right, no help.... except for Gavin who made sure I got on the right train..... but no help from anybody else!
4. My head hurts. In most cases I would say headaches are due to excessive drinking. In this case I must refer back to reason #1. That damn clear glass door. Who cleans windows that well anyway... jeez!
5. Whoever remembers these things anyway. Reason 5 refers to the fact that I actually don't have reasons 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. I'm sure they exist, I just don't recollect what they may be.
6. Um
7. Hmm
8. What?
9. Fizzbots
10. .....
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