"Well you know, for the moment I feel great, like I could hike up a mountain."
"So tell us, Ryan, when did you know you had fallen prey to a jetlag?"
"It's like you say, it gets you out of nowhere, when you least expect it. After just arriving in Melbourne, feeling great, I decided to walk around for the afternoon and check out the city. After a couple hours I went back to my friend's place. Before I could even sit on the couch, I was overwhelmed. Jetlag just grabbed me out of nowhere, I couldn't help but succumb to it and pass out."
"That's crazy! Was your friend there with you at the time? Did he do anything to help?"
"No, he just laughed at me and encouraged me to sleep. It was as if he himself was on jetlag's side."
"Wow, well how do you feel now, Ryan? Do you feel like you've finally escaped jetlag's claws?"
"Yes, in fact I feel great... I've.... def.... so sleepy..."
"Ryan! Ryan, are you okay?? Oh my gosh, are you getting this on camera? Keep rolling! ladies and gentleman..."
"Do you...*yawn*... have a couch I could...*yawn*... lay down on?"
"Ladies and gentleman, right before our very eyes, we have caught the jetlag. Wow, I never saw that coming. Just, out of nowhere... I'm speechless. Can somebody find Ryan a couch, a mattress, or a nice spot on the beach for him to sleep? There you have it folks, after a week of tracking, we've finally witnessed this predator in action. Jetlag... it'll get ya!"
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